I don’t think there has been one in a while, so here it is. Also, where is BumbleBeaver? Share everything kids related, I think. I am not really sure how it goes :P

I will go first:

ME: *cooking eggs for a snack*

Daughter: *playing furiously on my mobile and doing her homework*

ME: Want some eggs [Daughter Name]?

Daughter: No.

ME:*cooks egg omelette**puts them on plate**turns*

Daughter:*takes plate starts eating unconsciously*

ME: *watches helplessly while my food is gone*

Daughter: *takes no notice and finishes*

ME: *makes another omelette*

Daughter: *breaks off a small piece*