Talk about your kids or whatever.

I’ll go first.

There is a space under a bed in one of the guest rooms in my house, that’s just enough to fit a thin plate and a plate cover under it. My fingers wouldn’t fit through.So I decided to Put a stache of cookies in htere, away from the mouths of hungry beasts that live in my house.

On Wednesday it was discovered, by someone. As in, I found that the plate was empty.

Now the suspects include everyone. Nothing and nowhere is safe.