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Let’s share all the things about our kids!A day or so ago, I asked my oldest whether she wanted something as I was going to buy groceries. She: Some parents. One to sit on, one to make me food, one to pick things up for me. My wife : dropped jaw.

I couldn’t argue with that, as she already sits on us and we feed her.

Also, the other day, I saw 7 year old lying down on the floor, and went to pick her up thinking she had fallen asleep. And then she shouted that she was being a corpse and to go away.


I’m trying to get my 1 year old to speak my name. (Gert, which everyone calls me by, is an abbreviation of one of my middle names)

Also, the other day, my 5 year old took my shirt and hasn’t given it back. It’s new and I think she’s hiding it cause she liked the pattern.

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