Since this week’s Pissing Contest is sad, I figured we should have a fun one here for those of us who don’t want to relive memories of our parents shaming our looks.

So here we go: tell me about that time you almost got away with...something. ETA: Go crazy. Who did you nearly get one over on? Your boss? Your mom? A bar-lie gone wrong? Let’s have ‘em all.

Here’s mine: I got an arm tattoo and didn’t tell my mom. I see her once a year and I knew she’d be all “But ehhhhh” about it, so I didn’t tell her. Sent my sister a pic of my then-BF and I that caught a snippet of it—no big, right? WRONG. My sister posted it on her fucking FB with the caption “Missing my sister!” First comment was my mom. Busted.

I mean, she got over it, but way to have no chill, sis.

So let’s hear ‘em! And here’s some gifs to emphasize how wonderful each and every one of you are regardless of what your parents have every said to you.

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