Go ahead, guess!



Nope! I'll give you a hint: It's something girly!


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Wrong again! It also involves lots of other women!


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OK, wow, NO. I mean, I know I've been a bit angry lately, but geez.

OK, that's enough guesses!

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I am going to a baby shower! YAY!! I haven't been to a baby shower in YEARS. And there will be cake, and stupid games, and presents, and it will be horrendously tedious and girly, but also IT WILL BE AWESOME!! And in October there will be a baby! Shhh. I got the baby a night-light that looks like a purple octopus that gets brighter and dimmer on a cycle, and a bib with guitars on it because his daddy plays bass, and a book with singing pigs! (They did NOT have Hand, Hand, Fingers, Thumb, which is the BEST baby book ever written. I'm talking Shakespeare of baby books. But this one is nice, too. With the singing pigs and farm animals.) So, this will be Shiny as she surveys all the super-cute baby stuff tomorrow: