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So, what music do you listen to while you're jogging, stretching, lifting, X-Fitting, shakeweighting and just generally CRUSHING the gym that you would never listen to under non-gym circumstances?

Here are my top two:

If it were at all possible for me to dislike this song, I would, because I can't abide the concept of sending positive vibes their way. But you know what? Every once in a while, I have one of those days when I don't want to wake up: everything is fucked, everybody sucks. I don't really know why, but I want to justify ripping someone's head off, and if my day keeps going that way, I might break something that night. Well, that'a a good day to go to the gym, isn't it? But I'm careful not to break anything.

How does a song this fucking stupid ever exist? Maybe there was a pan-Scandinavian contest to write the single stupidest song that could become a huge pop hit in the US. Denmark's contribution was "Barbie Girl"; Sweden had previously submitted this song. Non rednecks will avoid it because they'll think it's too redneck; rednecks will hear it and shoot their radio on account of these ain't redneck, they's Europeans.


But hey, it has a good beat and you can work out to it...

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