I strongly suspect a coworker is trying to hit on me. Usually these things go WAY over my head, because I am the Queen of Oblivious.
But, guys, he made it pretty obvious. Boyfriend has confirmed that he 'digs me', and is being entirely unhelpful by just laughing at my predicament.
How do I get him to PLZ STAHP HALP PLZ. Without confrontation, because confrontation scares me.
Also please pray to whatever deity/non-deity you believe in, or the void if you don't, or whatever, I don't care, that my phone interview today develops into a real interview which develops into a job which means I get outta here.
GUYS I WENT TWO YEARS WITHOUT HAVING TO DEAL WITH THIS.
ETA: Casually mentioned going to a Hoyas game with Boyfriend. Coworker calls me 'Hoya' so it fit in quite well. YUSSSSSS. Thanks for all of your lovely advice, please keep it coming especially if you have hilarious things to say. Because y'all are really effing funny.