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GUISE. I AM DRUNK.

HELLO GROUPTHINK BRETHREN. THERE IS A DRUNK FLUFFYBUTT AMONG YOU TONIGHT.

I seem to have turned into a lightweight in my old age, as I'm drunk after some three beers and some vodka. Whoa. I am not proud of myself. NOT PROUD I SAY.

Regardless, you all are awesome. And I'm using GT as an outlet right now so I don't message heroin addict chick on facebook saying WHY CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS. Cuz that's a bad idea. Right?

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I am also mildly horny...and my boyfriend is NOT HERE. And I'm bleeding and stuff. GROUPTHINK. FIX THIS DILEMMA. Please?

What are you all up to on this fine Saturday night?

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