So today marks the end of my birthday weekend. All in all, it was pretty good. I like hanging out with What's-His-Name and WeePiglet, even though they both have the flu. I have managed to avoid the flu because I am smarter and better-looking than both of them.

They both went to bed at 8 o'clock, which means I don't have to explain my beer situation to anyone. YAY!

I had a good weekend. We went to dinner last night and that was lovely, then today I went shopping. I hate shopping. Nothing in the mall fits my ass, and the things that DO fit me are fucking awful. Plus, the "hot color" this season is apparently some kind of coral/salmon thing that is fucking hideous and Not My Color, Darling. Ugh. I did get a cute skirt at Macy's and some ridiculous sunglasses (they are West Ham colors, I could not pass them up #COYI) and then I went to Old Navy and spent an entire paycheck on the t-shirts. Those things are the best. They're so cheap, they're basically disposable.

It was a good weekend. I would prefer that the family not have the flu, but there's not much I can do about that now.