I did NOT get it on with a Domino's Wisconsin 6-Cheese when I came home drunk 'n high last night...

It was so hard to say no, you guys...I had the Domino's app open and everything...I even have a Your Easy Order(TM) saved...

Instead, I finished off my hummus and pita bread...that was like, I dunno, a couple hundred calories instead of thousands? I probably added months to my life! YUS!