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I don't know what my problem is, but I'm lazy as fuck lately. And it's showing around my house.

I still have Christmas decorations cluttering my dining room because I don't want to deal with putting them up. (I, uh, kind of don't go in the storm cellar/storage unless there's literally a tornado.) I'm pretty sure every dish in my kitchen is either in the sink or the dishwasher. My floors are a disaster thanks to two Westies who drag in every bit of dead grass they touch, plus let's be honest about the bonus dust bunnies under the couch in front of me. I think I still have a goldfish, but it's kinda hard to tell from the front side of the aquarium. (Any tips on that, btw? I've got a sudden algae bloom, but he's not iin any direct or indirect sunlight, doesn't get overfed.. I'm frustrated.)


So here we go. Apparently I can't be accountable to myself or my family, so, YOU'RE IT. I am now accountable to GT. For whatever the fuck that is worth. Because some of those things have GOT to get unfucked. Today.

Wish me luck. (Oh, btw - still not smoking, vaping only for a week and a day now.)

  • Kitchen/dishes: UNFUCKED.
  • Dining Room Christmas bullshit: Next up DONE!
  • Sushi's Tank: DONE*
  • Next Up: BEER or wine, which I have to go buy, because UncleKim did yardwork, drank "my" beer, then feel asleep on the couch. I'm not amused.
  • Next Next Up: Sweep. Actually clean floors tomorrow? Next day? Hell, maybe today. Depends on beer/wine consumption.

*I tried to get photographic evidence of my cute fishie, but he's being all "OMG, I can SEE you! C'mere! FEED ME." And pooping. Because that's pretty much what they do.

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