OMFG, I cannot with this week. Actually, I cannot with this year. In addition to the fustercluck of an apartment situation (in which I now have to scramble to move AGAIN in one week - don't ask me how I plan on doing this without going insane), I had one more test come back from my doctor and it turns out I might actually have some sort of autoimmune thing going on. (What the hell a high level of antinuclear antibodies means, I have no idea.) That is basically the last thing I need right now.
On the bright side, I talked to a bunch of realtors who seem really helpful/optimistic that I can find a place.
AAAARRRRRGGGHHHH. *rips hair out*