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So I absentmindedly walked from my place to the White House today, and then had to go to Home Depot to get moving boxes, and then got an extra ten because I am bad at being normal and rational, and then had to carry them all home. It was a lot. I’m very sunburned.

Naturally, I got home and didn’t want to move. So I ordered wine to come to me.

An entire box of it.

It’s amazing. I had a coupon so it was like $25 including all the delivery fees and such.


Thank you The Future.

I appreciate you.


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