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Haha, Fuck, Man. I'm A Joke

As is my life. This is the best thing ever in the world. So all day I was trying to remember why I was upset at Consort on NYE. I knew I was angry, like furious angry, but for the life of me I couldn't remember why. I couldn't fathom what he could have possibly done to get me to be so pissed at him.

I tried to ask him a few times but he was like "just let it go, honey. Let it go." I refused to do so and FINALLY I got him to tell me what the fight (or, me drunkenly yelling) was about.

You ready? Cuz I was so not ready.

We were totally fine...until I beat you in Pokemon. You got really mad and threw your DS on the couch and stomped out of the apartment and were pissed at me for hours after.


I'm like NOOO WAY. No way! There's no possible way THAT got me so mad! I'm asking him "no, there must have been something else. WHAT DID YOU DO?"

Nope, that was it. I told you I was gonna beat you, too. No more Pokemon battles when you're drunk, you're a sore loser.

So, that happened. I'm still mad at him for beating me, ya know.

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