All I heard was "blah blah blah, you don't want to be wrong, you want to come to the one true god of all, jesus christ!" And I just yelled out, "But I like being wrong!" and then there was three glorious minutes of silence before he was able to regroup. Asshole was taking up most of the shade under a tree, so if you wanted to be shaded, you'd have to stand next to him as if you were condoning him AND liked being deafened. So yes, Asshole In Front Of The Hirschorn Museum, you're a Thoroughly Unpleasant Human Being. Oh, and afterwards, I was like, Dastardly Mr, I need to find a bathroom so I can wash that guy's religious bukkake off my face [shudders].