A FB friend (who is a woman) just posted this. It's a few months old, but you're gonna love it (and by love it, I mean you're going to fucking hate it): Why Good Girls Have Become Unicorns - Written from the point of a man because THAT'S WHAT ALL OF US LADIEZ CARE ABOUT—WHAT DA MENZ FINK OF US!
WHADDYA MEAN, buddy? I'm a fucking unicorn (seriously, my various IRL nicknames include the word "unicorn"). Who said I'm a "good girl?" Deluded, heartbroken man is deluded. Cry me a fucking river, and I sure as hell hope you're forever alone.
See you in hell!