Okay, I know I just posted about being in pain, but this is too good to NOT share with y'all.
So I always check my email right before I go to bed, and good ole OKC always shows me when I've received a new message or "like." It looked like I had a new message. This was it:
I am full to the brim with derisive laughter.
In all fairness to him, I suppose, he used the right "you're", but he lost points for the lack of punctuation, the randomness of the thoughts (nowhere in my profile do I mention "The Office"), and of course the blatant objectification of women's bodies in general, since mine is most certainly not shown in any of the photos I've posted on the site.