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Hair talk

Or... tell me wtf to do with my mess.

My hair is a mess. It’s bleached blonde (took two or three processes, it’s been awhile and I forget) with 2-3 inch roots dark brown. It’s a thing.


Anyway. My shoulder length hair is:

Tangled to the point of disaster when wet

Oily/limp underneath especially behind the ears

Hard to get clean (especially behind the ears)

Quick to lose any volume




And the scalp, especially at the widows peak area, is mad itchy.

What in the world am I supposed to do with this? I dread washing my hair because it takes forever because I can’t seem to get the shampoo and conditioner out, also because brushing or combing it after is such a hassle.


Suggestions? Products to try? Thanks.

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