Some friends and I spent a bit of time this evening creating a Hallmark Movie Blurb Generator. Some of my favorites:

"A single mom seeks a rare treasure at the North Pole at a tough urban school in an unusual twist and delivers a sucker punch to your heart."

"A high-powered banker wrangles free tickets to a baseball game until a breakdance crew changes everything in the midst of a hurricane and learns the true meaning of sacrifice."

You can play with it too, if you like:

http://hallmarkgenerator-thepet.rhcloud.com/