If you’re passing out candy this year, what are you giving out for Halloween? Which is the best Halloween candy and which is the worst? What about non-edible treats? Are you someone who insists the kids show you a trick before you give them treats? I hated those houses most.

I’m curious mainly because this is the one thing I think I’d enjoy about being a grown up at home on Halloween if I had a house. I live in an apartment and we have plenty of houses in the neighborhood, so my neighbor kids don’t knock on apartment doors. We don’t have that many kids in this building anyway, I only know of two that I see regularly.

Don’t forget to stick a teal pumpkin sign in front of your door if you also have options for the allergy prone or celiac trick or treaters!