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Halloween costume advice - black dress laziness

Hello! I hope everyone is having a remarkable Friday.

I ordered this dress from Asos for a wedding, but now I’m re-thinking it because the Internet says that wearing black at a wedding is a faux-pas. I might get use out of it as a Halloween costume.


I was thinking Ursula: Purple tights and silky underskirt, gold trident (spray painted rake?), gold crown (cardboard), and shell necklace. I don’t think I have the energy or time to make tentacles to really define the look, so ??

Can you think of anything else I could do with this other than walk around my house doing menial chores like a sexy spy on her day off... because that’s probably what I’ll end up doing if I don’t return it.

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