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Today is proving to be a very slow day in the office, so I am fantasizing about luxury handbags. It's my third favorite activity, after 'lusting after fancy shoes' and 'ohgod I NEED ALL THE MAKEUP.'

This is the one that I really really really want. It's not as expensive as I thought. Yeah, it's still really expensive, but it's not "That costs my rent!" expensive. Living in DC will give you weird perceptions of what is or is not expensive, yo. Also, it's not leather. It's treated canvas. I love this brand. I could go on, but I'll just show y'all a picture.

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Isn't it PRETTY?

Friends, if you could buy any handbag in the world, right now, no strings attached, which would you buy? Gentlemen, you may play as well. Bags are useful, yo, and more people should use them. Wallets cannot carry everything, boys, and pockets don't always cut it.

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