It's the birthday of America and what better way to celebrate than with the greatest American of all time....BANDIT KEITH!

That's right all you people who live in places that aren't America, you have no chance to defeat America when it comes to children's card games. Not even you Japan, the country where the people who develop, test and initially sell most of these games is based. Nope only Americans can win at card games. Isn't that right Bandit Keith?