IT IS NOW OFFICIALLY MY BIRTHDAY! I AM OLD! LIKE THIS KITTY, I SAY, "FUCK YOU, BIRTHDAY, AND YOUR CANDLES, TOO!"

FOR MY BIRTHDAY, I WOULD LIKE A REALLY GOOD SNOG FROM A SINGLE ADULT PERSON. (And, you know, if I'm going to be picky about it, I would like it to be an adult person who finds me snog-worthy in general, not just somebody trying to do me a favor.)

THAT IS ALL.