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Hey, it's the Kentucky Derby today! At 4 pm! On NBC! It is the only sporting event I ever watch, mostly because I can wear a hat and drink in the afternoon. Hahaha — kidding. I always drink in the afternoon, don't need no ponies telling me what I can and can't do.

Anyone else have plans or at least a hat?

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I mean, just look at that magnificent bastard.

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