My car got stolen! I am so screwed! I literally may be evicted if I don't pay my rent today and I have to drive 40 minutes to cash a check to deposit to cover my rent! And I won't be able to do New Year's Eve with Cute Boy Person unless there's some sort of New Year's Miracle! So um... Anyone in SF have a car and nothing to do today? I have gas money.

ETA: I have finally talked to the writer of the check. He is in SF today with his car and can give me a ride. Alternately, I may be able to do some finagling to get cash from someone in town to deposit into my account to cover the checks. And in a stunning revelation, my car insurance payment won't go through for a few days and my electronic transfer from a few days ago went through so my account is not overdrawn and I can rent a car. I just have to wait for the police to take the report and then hope that I can do bank things before they close for NYE.

tl;dr: New Year's Eve miracle is afoot.

ETA2: Also, my new Janelle Monae cd was in the car. Stole my fucking Janelle Monae cd and I hadn't even ripped it yet.

ETA3: The bank in Mountain View is closed for the holiday and likely will be tomorrow as well. However, I have discovered that I technically have 3 days from tomorrow to pay rent although the late fees would increase. I have explained to the writer of the check/emergency ride that having him write a check directly to her could involve her refusing to cash the check, since she is currently doing that to the upstairs neighbors. However, it would eliminate the legal issues today for him to do that and he may be willing to take the risk. But I still won't be able to tell 2013 to fuck off in quite the way that I wanted so even if everything goes right, I will still have a sads.