(Bonus: Terrible Joke Thread)
What are you doing to celebrate the wearin' o' the green?
The woman who works at our campus coffeeshop is super-friendly and adorable: they have hundreds of patrons every day and she knows almost all our names, plus our regular drink orders. Today, she's really excited about her special drink, which she's calling a wide-eyed Irishman: it's an Irish cream mocha frappe with mint whipped cream.
I passed but I appreciate her enthusiasm.
Anyway, to start the terrible joke thread:
What do you get when you cross a four leaf clover with poison ivy?
A rash of good luck!