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Happy St. Paddy's Day!

(Bonus: Terrible Joke Thread)

What are you doing to celebrate the wearin' o' the green?

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The woman who works at our campus coffeeshop is super-friendly and adorable: they have hundreds of patrons every day and she knows almost all our names, plus our regular drink orders. Today, she's really excited about her special drink, which she's calling a wide-eyed Irishman: it's an Irish cream mocha frappe with mint whipped cream.

I passed but I appreciate her enthusiasm.

Anyway, to start the terrible joke thread:

What do you get when you cross a four leaf clover with poison ivy?

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A rash of good luck!

Your turn!

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