If you are cutting up ghost peppers and other assorted obscenely hot peppers in order to dehydrate them, do not play the "I Wonder How Hot These Are?" game and take a teeny tiny little bit. Turns out they are VERY! hot and there are no winners to the game. I don't care if you have a full glass of milk right next to you, you ARE NOT READY TO PLAY!!!!! That was half an hour ago, and while I can no longer taste the heat, it still feels like my tongue got burned.

On the plus side, in 24 to 36 hours I will have dried chilies I can use to make chili powder or chili oil or whatever else I want (ideas accepted).