And now in stark contrast to my almost two second ago post (as always, Kinja's fault) I bring you the funniest thing a Prime Minister (or anyone) has ever said.

“Speeches like this have their place for sure,” Harper told the luncheon crowd. “But a quick twerk is a great way to express what I’m thinking.”

The luncheon crowd went silent as Harper carried on by saying, “What? Don’t I look like I twerk?”

Ha. Haha. BAHAHAHAHA! High Five.

ETA: The Lapine is fake. No Regrets. Captain going down in ship of laughs, etc.

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