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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Ch. 11: Your Honor, I present this piglet as witness for the defense

I forgive you if you thought we were dead. But we’re back, and talking about all sorts of interesting things, including: Harry’s angst puzzle; Hermione really doesn’t know him at all; NO ONE IS GOING TO KILL ANYONE OKAY; Evil Hermione; dead family guilt trips; the need for Pensieves in law enforcement; world-building and violating continuity by way of The Last Jedi; damn the man; the flobberworms asked for none of this; does anyone ever leave Azkaban?; medieval animal trials and executions; how to serve eviction notices to rats; the intersection of beast and human; virtuous donkeys; screaming goats and the world’s dumbest cats; no one listens to magical accessories; Crookshanks head canon; Trelawney v. McGonagall, round 2; teenage boys are dumb; plus thoughts, observations, and speculations for Solo.

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