This week on Advanced Muggle Studies, we discuss: we’re still making Quidditch happen; #rightsforflobberworms; nascent political feels; the emotional labors of Hermione Granger; Hermione channels her inner Jessica Jones; also, shippers really want her to dye her hair; potential implications of Cheering Charms and wizard fetishes; Fred and George, smut purveyors; the fascinating and fraudulent history of crystal balls; dirty Quidditch games and more balls; Hogwarts is inefficient; Fudge’s symbolic name; psychosexual ax fingering; the boner and prophecy book; Scabbers, you son of a bitch; and wizards could really use zippers.