It’s our last week on Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone! This week on Advanced Muggle Studies, we discuss: Ginger Rogers tap-dancing pineapples; Hagrid’s big mouth; the best way to talk bad about people; Fluffy’s Inferno; ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?; trio teamwork vs. special skills; why is chess an essential skill in this world when physics is not?; Quantum of Quirrell; the Hatfields and McCoys of the Wizarding World; did Quirrell go full Dark Side?; echoes of Janus and Batman; Harry’s priorities; the Ultimate Boon; what made Lily Potter so special (or not); thank Merlin we stopped Slytherin from numeric determinism; and our eternal hopes for fun with Hot Neville in the Restricted Section.