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Illustration for article titled Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone, Ch. 6-8: Its all Purebloods First until someone gets a fart trumpet

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, prepare your self for the next installment. We did 6-10, but talked so much we had to split it up.


So here is Chapters 6-8, in which we discuss: Platform 9 3/4; nice Weasleys; portrait boogers; boss Hermione; the four humours; the four Houses; diversity in the Sorting system; why Republicans and Slytherins should compare notes; how Confederate flags lead to Voldemort; Hufflepuff is judging you; racist pie and magical algorithms; the Michael Jackson of the Wizarding world; Harry’s dream life; Hogwarts P.E.; medieval moral expression via cathedrals and marginalia; penis trees and fart trumpets; Dark Magic Moves perfume ads; Snape Snape Severus Snape; herbalism and symbolism; and why Daily Prophet quotes are gold.

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