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In the last 30 minutes I have been pooped on (rogue poo flowing out of a poorly assembled diaper), peed on (three successive pee fountains), and barfed on (upchucked curdled breastmilk). Even by baby standards this has been a successful afternoon!

Sorry for gross baby stuff but this was particularly exciting. I'll return to a normal human when I'm back at work, don't worry.


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