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Hate-watching From Dusk Till Dawn: the Series

I wouldn't say that From Dusk Till Dawn is one of my favorite movies, but I do have a soft spot for it. Namely because of three things:

A) I love all things involving vampires (well...*almost* all things involving vampires *cough*Twilight*cough*)


B) Salma Hayek doing a sexy dance with a python in a bikini


C) I love watching George Clooney play an asshole. It's like he's finally getting to play his real self. Also, that neck tattoo is hella sexy.


Ergo, I decided to watch the new Robert-Rodriguez-produced series based on the film. So far, I've only watched one episode and I hate it :/. The acting is TERRIBLE, the pacing dismal, and I see Robert Rodriguez has decided to continue that disturbing trend of taking himself and his work way, way, WAY too seriously.

But I will keep watching. When she eventually shows up, I know Eiza Gonzalez (taking over Salma Hayek's role as Santanico) will be fun to watch, and it's kind of fun to roll my eyes at the wooden acting and the over-the-top action sequences. Plus the guy who plays Ritchie Gecko (Canadian model Zane Holtz) is hawt. SUPER HAWT. I'm-already-picturing-myself-doing-naughty-things-to-him hawt.


Yes, I am shallow.

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