I went to Starbucks to relax and I'm sitting at a table reading and texting and minding my own business. This man walks up to me and tries to shake my hand. He just puts his hand out, like right in front of me. I just blinked and stared at him for a long time, silent. He tried to say something, but nothing came out that was actual words. After that he walked away. It was just too funny, I was quite amused.