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He Bought The Cow!

Even when he was getting the milk for free!

I'm engaged!

Now I'm waffling between my usual tendency to be anti-establishment and go elope and my other usual tendency of over-celebrating everything in the tackiest way possible. I guess I don't have to decide that right now.


I'm supposed to go to work? WORK! How can I work today?! I am so happy.

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