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He Made a Huge Mistake (warning: melodramatic)

My fiancee (bless his heart - yes, I am that serious) bought napa cabbage instead of romaine lettuce at the store. I thought it looked particularly lame in the fridge this morning when packing my lunch. Now? Now I have a salad that is ruining me. It is killing me. I want to come down on him with the fire of a thousand suns.


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