This is me:


I am sitting still on the sofa, have not had anything to drink of an adult nature in the past 24 hours, have not taken any drugs of any kind, and definitely do not have low blood sugar, but the room is gently spinning.

This is probably indicative of an inner ear something, yes? As in, drink lots of fluids and take some massive doses of decongestant in an attempt to clear out the ear canal before the ear infection starts?

Clearly, New York sent my allergies into overdrive. Bad, mean city. Y U NO NICE TO SHINY? Why can't I just get sniffly and eye-itchy like normal people?

Dear stairs: Please stay still while I climb you to my bed.