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I had lunch with TeenSparrow yesterday, and our waiter looked so much like her biological “father” that I nearly choked on my tongue. I actually thought it was him for a full thirty seconds before I realized this guy was at least ten years my junior. He was a great server, and the lunch was really good, but I was so distracted the entire time. Now I’m honestly wondering if they’re related; I wouldn’t put it past the sperm donor’s dad to have another spawn running around. He’s a distinctive looking guy, and the resemblance is fucking uncanny. 


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