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Heat retreat

Y’all, my AC has been grinding away at around 81 all summer. Last month’s power bill was $464. The landlord finally agreed to replace it while I was out of town, but it had not been done when I got home on Friday.

Any hoo, after much bitching, yesterday repairs commenced, and when the nice little Mexican man popped up through my bedroom floor I decided to refugee to the beach. If you don’t gamble, the casino hotels are laughably cheap. I am so smart y’all!

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