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A lot of the cast/director talk about the movie. Also, everyone except Shannen Doherty seems to hate Shannen Doherty


Choice quotes

WATERS The ending I should've fought harder for is where Martha Dumptruck pulls out a knife, stabs Veronica, and says, "F— you, Heather." And Veronica's on the ground laughing, with a knife in her stomach, saying, "My name's not Heather. My name's not Heather."

Though Slater was dating Walker, his onscreen rapport with Ryder was undeniable. But the actors don't exactly agree on whether they ended up dating after the shoot.

SLATER Yeah, yeah. We tried.

WATERS It's embarrassing, because I stole a lot of my lines. "What's your damage" I stole from when I was a camp counselor and one of my little camper girls, Jamie, used to say "What's your damage?" I just completely stole that from her. And one of my college friends used to say "F— me gently with a crowbar." And then I realized crowbar sounded too masculine. Chainsaw was more feminine. And apparently "f— me gently" was at one time a common expression in England. This is the evolution of nasty language. That's where my friend extrapolated "F— me gently" into "F— me gently with a crowbar." And then I had to have him killed so I could take credit.

WATERS I made more money writing a treatment for Parent Trap 3 for the Disney Channel that never happened.

WATERS I did come up with this crazy, cockamamy Heathers 2 where Veronica becomes a page for a senator named Heather, played by Meryl Streep. The ending is her assassinating the president and getting away with it — and it's a good thing.

WATERS I told Winona the idea without any more elaboration than I'm giving you, and a year later I hear from her: "So I talked to Meryl. She's in!" I'm like, "What?!"


Now the big question: WHAT HAPPENED TO PARENT TRAP 3?!?!?!

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