It’s late at night, GT. You’re walking on the lido deck (sadly, not the Jared Leto deck, but don’t worry, this cruise still has you covered), while a salty ocean breeze ruffles your hair and the scent of jasmine is heavy in the air. The moon is full and heavy, when suddenly the breeze picks up, blowing your sarong off and across the ship, where it lands at the feet of...........
Please fill in the blank with your answer! Some options are
“Chris Hemsworth and Norman Reedus passionately embracing”
“no one, I’d never wear a sarong in a million years”
“the inevitable last minute D list replacement for Chris Hemsworth”
“a third, mystery cruise guest!”