I'm drunk. Like, really really drunk. On Wild Turkey. And National Bohemian beer. Because I'm super classy.

My mom and I drank a bunch and had a heart to heart. About sex. And my issues with sex. And stuff. We drank and ate cheese balls (labelled "cheese flavored snack") and Little Debbie Nutty Bars and I'm fucking drunk and filled with unhealthy food and HAI GT.

I, uh... I may regret this post later. Fuckit.