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Help! I need an alias!

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So I'm signing up to volunteer at a pole competition (I'm already traveling and spending money on a flight and hotel, plus volunteering will be beneficial to me in the future I'm sure), and the questionnaire asks for a stage name. I don't want it to be my real first name because that's hard to pronounce. What should I pick?

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ETA: Here are current examples of aliases in the pole world

*Cleo the Hurricane

*Pink Puma

*Bendy Kate

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