There are conservative relatives visiting the house, and they've kept the TV on Fox News all day. I'd leave the room, but I don't want to be unsociable; however I've nearly had a rage stroke from the following stupidity:

"That woman wouldn't have been assaulted if the town hadn't had it's budget cut resulting in an understaffed sheriff's department. Aren't democrats terrible for cutting budgets?"*

"That woman wouldn't have been assaulted if she had a gun. Aren't democrats terrible for taking are guns away?"

In regards to the IRS inspecting conservative non-profits: "Profiling people is unacceptable. Isn't it terrible that the democrats are profiling people?"

*I'm all for sheriff's departments not being understaffed, but really, the political party that won't shut up about budget cuts is surprised when those cuts result in fewer services.

In short, does anyone have any funny or adorable gifs to cheer me up?