Welcome To The Bitchery
Welcome To The Bitchery

I am melting chocolate disks into hot milk. I am nibbling on a chocolate/caramel bar. I am not a sweets person. Please send help.


I think I'm high on chocolate. The world seems strangely sharper and yet more distant at the same time. Nothing makes sense anymore. I just threw out an entire 3/4 of a pan of brownies I made for the Super Bowl last Saturday, because in 8 days that is all I ate — 1/4 of a small batch of brownies. So what kind of insane alien switched bodies with me to make me suddenly crave all this chocolate tonight?! Please send help, the world has turned inside out.

Share This Story

Get our newsletter