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Help me be a real human

It’s 3pm and I haven’t eaten or left my apartment yet today. We have nothing in our fridge but eggs and condiments, and nothing I can think of getting at TJ’s sounds good. Help me feed myself and give me an excuse to walk outside for a few minutes to cross the street to the grocery store!

ETA LOOK AT THE GENIUS YOU INSPIRED GT. I take no credit. It all belongs to you. You said avocado and nibbles and throw veggies on eggs and that’s what I had in my brain and this is what came out! And yes I did get gelato because duh and also why not?

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