This is a giant roll of wrap we have at work. We tried and tried to come up with a good joke, but they all sucked. Perhaps we suck - but I'm not willing to go that far quite yet.
There's a great joke in here though, I just know it! I mean look at it! It's called 'Purity Wrap' for one thing and it also claims to have the 'best cling'.
Bring me your Purity Wrap jokes please Groupthink!