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Ok y'all. This week is our office holiday party. At a karaoke bar. I am very pumped about this, because my coworkers are fun and I've only done karaoke twice in my life. I do, however, spend a lot of my free time singing loudly to myself. What better time to showcase these homegrown talents, amirite??

No really though. What song should I sing at karaoke??? Everything I listen to is either too dancey, too... sexy/sultry/slow, or involves rapping. Is "Creep" by TLC office-karaoke appropriate? What about Santeria by sublime?

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Have you ever sung karaoke in front of your boss and her boss? ANY WORDS OF WISDOM?

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